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If I got paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the house, I could retire next week.

If I got paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the house, I could retire next week.

This is how I feel about 70% of the posts on facebook. There's no need to brag about shit.

This is how I feel about 70% of the posts on facebook. There's no need to brag about shit.

Which would be totally true if health care insurance was provided by my employer, but it's not, so...I pay for my own high blood pressure meds out of my own pocket.

Which would be totally true if health care insurance was provided by my employer, but it's not, so...I pay for my own high blood pressure meds out of my own pocket.

I think i finally get this shit...... 'Adulthood' is mostly about being tired and wishing you hadn't made plans.

I think i finally get this shit...... 'Adulthood' is mostly about being tired and wishing you hadn't made plans.

Totally me. Except it doesn't only apply to my children. Pretty much to anyone who touches anything of mine. Lol

Totally me. Except it doesn't only apply to my children. Pretty much to anyone who touches anything of mine. Lol

My birthday is Sunday and I already feel Smonday kicking in!

My birthday is Sunday and I already feel Smonday kicking in!