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I grew up in the time of bad text grammar. It still amazes me each time I get an email from a professional at work who uses words like "u" or "wut." I pride myself on having good grammar in my text messages and emails.

I'm glad we have finally accepted the fact that finding a suitable man in this town shares the same odds as finding a live unicorn.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I'm glad we have finally accepted the fact that finding a suitable man in this town shares the same odds as finding a live unicorn. YES RATCHET PHILLY SMH LOL

This was so my type in high school. Now beards just do it for me. My husbands always gets me ; D

I saw you have a beard and tattoos. Excuse me, while I take my clothes off. Funny quote on men.

And now for a little number I like to call the, 'I'm Surrounded by Fucktards Blues'.

Im Just Here For The Food Funny Ecards Picture Via Some Ecards quotes-sayings-and-my-awesome-sense-of-humor

You forgot chocolate and wine...

Just naps. No Starbucks burnt overly priced sludge! Cuddling gets to warm. Yoga pants, really? Shopping is torture! Disney is cute but the happily ever after stuff is bull. Don't think you know all girls dearest e-card.

This is true, and HAS happened to me. ..my adrenaline kicked in & I ran so fast I left my friend struggling to keep up- she never teased me about being a slow runner ever again. HA!(but that was one of the scariest nights of my life..)

I don't run. So if you see me running, you'd better start running too. Because if I'm running- something is chasing me!

exactly. it's that easy.

Girls are not complicated. How hard is it to say "you're pretty" and give us chocolate.

Sooo true.

My biggest pet peeve! Actually, my second biggest pet peeve!" Excuse me?

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

My husband said I woke up and slapped him one night and the next morning I told him I had a dream he cheated on me.

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