As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ugly ass hole in a bar.

As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ugly ass hole in a bar.

Lol... Ok so maybe I wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone... Only cause I work so many hours so u can feed your kids

Lol... Ok so maybe I wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone... Only cause I work so many hours so u can feed your kids

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Funny Breakup Ecard: Men are like pantyhose. Either they run, they cling, or they don't fit right in the crotch. (or in my case, they're just never long enough)

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