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If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. Or on vodka bottles.

Thank you for updating Facebook again with what you ate for dinner. The suspense was killing me.

Thank you for updating FB again with what you ate for dinner. The suspense was killing me.

My Life Motto: Coffee, Water, Wine, Repeat

My Life Motto: Coffee, Water, Wine, Repeat

Funny Confession Ecard: Coffee keeps me busy until it's acceptable to drink wine. Haha - too funny!

Wine doesn't have the calorie count written on the label. So I'm going to take that to mean it doesn't have any.

Funny Confession Ecard: Wine doesn't have the calorie count written on the label.

They should put more wine in the bottle...so there's enough for two people.

"They should put more wine in the bottle. so there's enough for two people." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

Oh My Freaking Stars!: Fairy Tales & Tequila

Life isn't a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila. ( Makes me laugh )

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