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Funny Friendship Ecard: I'm Not Calling You A Whore... I'm Just Saying That You've Been On More Weiners Than Heinz Ketchup.

You claim you're a bad bitch; yet you have no house, no car, and no job. . . You're not a bad bitch. You're doing bad, Bitch! There's a difference.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate when people say 'He's a nice person once you get to know him' They might as well just say 'He's a douche, but you'll get used to it'.