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When I'm drunk with my cell phone...

When I'm drunk with my cell phone...

When I'm drunk with my cell phone. You Get A Text! You Get A Text! You Get A Text! Everyone Gets A Text!

Step Brothers

Best comeback ever to a lame joke. quote from the movie Stepbrothers

#sotrue all the time

I pretty much say omg I hate this damn song. And then sing the whole thing in a mocking tone, just so everyone knows. I really hate this song.

Everyone's having babies and getting engaged and I'm just here studying for college

Not that being married or having Children is a bad thing it is pretty awesome as well but just for those moments when I get that look ohhh your single . Hahah working and going to college is awesome too :)

" Mirror, Mirror, on the wall. Who is fairest of them all."

Everyday Disney: Day Disney Conversations It's true, I do speak fluently in movie quotes.but there are some times when Disney Conversations just get too funny not to share!

can i have the secret code that if entered telephonically, it would pass me through to you, making it your beautiful ass numberrrr

Can I have yo numba? Where yo boyfriend at? He getting you mike and Ikes? You like Mike and Ikes? Is he tall, is he hefty? Where your boyfriend at?

lol loved that commercial!

you son of a biscuit eating bull dog! what the french toast! you thought i wouldn't find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen! haha loved that commercial!

Lmao For Crissy and my mom and Candace. Ohh Teen Mom and 16 and preggers... You bring us all together...

Pregnancy Message Boards - Baby Forums

I seen ya with Keiffah!" Hahaha, Barbra from Teen Mom Bahahahahha! Can't stop laughing at this. My guilty pleasure. Teen Mom on MTV