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It has taken some time but I finally realize how much I cherish my mess.....I will secretly never stop wanting there to be cars on the kitchen floor <3   And for real that's a secret....you tell my boys that I said that and I might have to kill you....  ;)

A perfectly Kept House is a Sign of a Misspent Life - Art For My Place

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It hurts my heart to swallow the truth that you were nothing but a lie. Like the last 15 months were a bad dream.

Do it all the time when reading Facebook posts.

I'm silently correcting your grammar.not only am I silently correcting you spoken grammar,I am correcting your written grammar!

Warning...  @Deanna Schrock  (especially after a Timmy's ice capp... LOL)

Warning Approach With Caution. I'm Unsupervised Today And Full Of Caffeine And Ideas!


I have PMS, ADD & OCD. I want to kill you, but I can't focus on that right now, I have to go wash my hands. totally me!

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maybe magic isn't really real.even if i say the magic word "abracadabra" people are still bitchie