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Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
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I didn't know why my child had a middle name until he entered toddlerhood...
But of course I love u lol
And I'm passing it down to the next generation!
I have been sick off and on for 2 months and don't get a day to rest. My husband has had it for 2 days and called into work. Haha
Whenever I lock up my car, I always press the button twice in a row to let all nearby thieves know I mean business.
I don't need a big, fancy vacation. I'd be happy with a trip to the bathroom by myself.
Honey, can you pick up Pizza? I've been busy pinning nutritious recipes for our family all day.
very, very true.
I'm so happy the family is coming over so we can all talk over each other at extremely loud volumes.
Just remember son, there isn't enough make-up in the world to cover up crazy.