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That moment when someone else's kid make you thankful for how awesome your kind really is.

That moment when someone else's kid make you thankful for how awesome your kind really is.

I had once had some man, ask me every month ur getting ready to start ain't u? Yeah, y? cuz u lookin a Lil blouty. I would get so mad. Then he'd be like, honey I've been w u so long I know ur body as well as u do.

I had once had some man, ask me every month ur getting ready to start ain't u? Yeah, y? cuz u lookin a Lil blouty. I would get so mad. Then he'd be like, honey I've been w u so long I know ur body as well as u do.

I think I know my husband's and that's about it. Maybe my aunt's house phone (hope she never goes completely mobile!) lol

I think I know my husband's and that's about it. Maybe my aunt's house phone (hope she never goes completely mobile!) lol

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Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you. Right in the kidney. James you're so right

the funny part is, I actually understand this exact feeling.

the funny part is, I actually understand this exact feeling.

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Re-electing Obama is like backing the Titanic up and hitting the iceberg a second time.

Re-electing Obama is like backing the Titanic up and hitting the iceberg a second time.

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God I hate doing my taxes!!! Dependents... hmm... 4 million illegal immigrants 6 million people on welfare...

God I hate doing my taxes!!! Dependents... hmm... 4 million illegal immigrants 6 million people on welfare...

You ask your husband to do the dishes, he suddenly has to poop..Hahahaha!

You ask your husband to do the dishes, he suddenly has to poop..Hahahaha!

I love being married to my best friend. I can tell him anything because half the time he does not hear me.

I love being married to my best friend. I can tell him anything because half the time he does not hear me.