. (psss. It's at the back of the bus.)
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Don't like me? Have a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck. Evil laugh...
Here is the sad thing, when I read this I could actually hear my own voice saying it because it sounds exactly like something I would have said when I was younger. Now I don't even bother to notice if someone likes me or dislikes me. lol.
Don't like me? Have a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck. Literally how i feel about life lol
"Don't Like Me? ..... Have a Seat w/the Rest of the Bitches Waiting for Me to Give a Fuck" ____Reminds of Something my Friend @Brittany Horton Reed would say or Gina Brown Would Say
ahh, love it. So many girls hate me, even ones ive never spoken a word to in my life. I just laugh.
you would not be telling the truth if you didnt think this was the best quote ever...
I'd love to say this to the many morons who think they matter in my life.
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#Hilarious #quote : Abracadabra !!! NOPE. You're still a bitch. - not an e-card i know but still funny
Nuff said....for those moments when you cant actually call them a bitch you just say "Abracadabra" and you feel all special inside!
#Hilarious #quote : Abracadabra !!! NOPE. You're still a bitch. Even if you become an astronaut 😁
#i needed a funny today!!! Hilarious #quote : Abracadabra !!! NOPE. You're still a bitch.
The Party Goddess! Marley Majcher www.thepartygoddess.com © #quote #magic #bitch #funny
HAHA Love it! Im going to use this on someone in 5...4...3...2...done! Funny stuff :p
I would never ever say a thing like this... But it ís funny
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Some people you know were dropped on their heads as a baby
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Bahaha! Some people were dropped on the heads as babies. Some were clearly...... Funny saying / Quote / Joke
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This made me laugh! I know some people who this fits!
Cannot stop laughing cause its so true...
True. Very true.
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One Day My Patience Will Run Out, And I Will Punch You In The Face. Very Hard! #Tumblr (This was one of my favorite quotes ever and it def spoke volumes of how I felt and almost what I was going to seriously do to a certain someone)
Laughing so hard right now!! They say the funniest things in life are always based in truth ; )
I had to repin this, not because I will punch anyone, but because I couldn't stop laughing
Might be on LOL, but it's so true it's not even funny. You know who you are.
I don't know why I find this so funny, but I just solidly laughed. So good.
sometimes....you wish certain "quotes" didn't ring so true.....
This is what I will start saying in my head. Too funny.
#OneDay to that special someone ;)
You say u have told her everything, but I can guarantee that is a LIE. If she really does know the WHOLE truth then she's not very smart. U don't even admit to the truth so how can Lisa know it?
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Reminds me of a few people I have met in my life!! "Wipe your mouth, there is still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips." #quotes #bullshit
"You're the best thing that ever happened to me." Such bullcrap. Wipe that mess from your mouth or feed it to the dummy who will believe it. :)
made me fall out laughing!!! I can so hear tj say this!!!
Or coming out of your mouth!! So funny!!!
Ha! Funny stuff right there.
#humor #funny #lol #captions
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This is funny and sad. Funny as it is sad that some people feel this way about others...pinned for the humor.
i wish pinterest was around when i was in HS lol its given me the words to things ive wanted to say so many times lol
I have known many girls in my life that really need to eat makeup lol! Some girls are just so mean
Oh... I really want to but hope I never say this out loud. But it would be funny! :)
I have met some really mean people. Maybe that it's why reading this made me laugh.
#makeup #quotes lololol just because it made me laugh so hard
WOW! I would NEVER say this to anyone, but kinda funny!
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things drag queens say...
some people might agree
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She's crazy. And just when you think you've reached the bottom of her craziness, there's a crazy underground garage. #quotes // lol just funny but also true
#quotes #funny #humor Please repin & like :) Follow on twitter http://www.twitter.com/noelitoflow #noelitoflow
to funny http://media-cache9.pinterest.com/upload/2322237277340316_gT3Mxq23_f.jpg racee quotes i lovea
Quite possibly the best quote I've read in months. I laughed so hard I scared my dogs.
@Maryann Charlton. Because I know you will laugh and repin to your "humor" board.
Bwahahahah! Best thing to do is just laugh it off.
Truth! ...Haha!! So funny. :)
#quotes #funny #humor
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Does your husband or his friends and family call you a liar and a cheater? Or just a hypocrite. Your mirror lies to you too. Is it nice there in your little corner of delusion and self-righteousness? Every single thing you say describes your life to a T!! You can't fix what you don't acknowledge!!
Funny how Karma works. The last person that was truely mean to me indirectly led me to the love of my life. A man that keeps his promises, is there when I need him and is my best friend in the whole entire world. Thanks!
She's called KARMA And she will catch up to your train wreck of a life. Already is....Forever alone!! Cheating bitch stop hurting that poor man. He deserves much better than you.
As much as you'd like to think Im a bitch... Karma is a much bigger bitch! And you are so good at screwing your own life up! lol
Yea she may have stollen my husbend, my dog, my stuff, and my rings, but she will get whats coming to her.... she wanted what i had thats cool you can have it because my new life is great and i have what i have always wanted a real man who doesnt cheat on me with his exbestfriends ex wife ....you dont have a real man you have a mommas boy who will never change...so go ahead a live it up while you can if hes willing to cheat on me he is sooner or later cheat on you lmfao!!!
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Truth, watch out for that karma bitch.
bitch #karma #quote # #life
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Funny quotes about men being stupid. And, not realizing how funny their women are to spit some amazing sarcasm. BAM! LOL!
Lol I love that I can pin funny stuff now and don't have to worry about people thinking its about them!! So nice
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I HATE being picked on the 1st thing in the morning...so one morn Jack did just that! I had had it and said to him, 'Are you having to go to work today and kick someone's ass?' He said, 'As a matter of fact I am'... So I whipped around and told him through tight lips, 'Well, don't fucking practice on me!!!!!' He burst out laughing realizing that's exactly what he had been doing and I couldn't help but laugh also.... High Five to me!!!! Way to defuse a situation!
lol, ummmm....sorry but I did laugh :) sarcasm
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sarcasm ... Definitely my sense of humor
Things you wish you could say...
sarcasm, the truth
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Some people like my (ex)brother in law. But then this would be filed under "in all seriousness" rather than "funny stuff."
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. I had to repin it- i laughed~
Hilarious. Don't know who would need such a thing but thought this was funny just the same.
haha. This isn't really a good way to handle things. haha. but it is funny. haha. So true.
So true!!! @Stephanie Norton and by "some people" they mean Owen Wilson! ;)
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. #Funny #Truth
High Five. don't know exactly why it makes me laugh but it does! :)
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"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big sex in the city quote
my favorite Sex and the City quote!!! Mr. Big <3
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So true! (Mr. Big - Sex and the City)
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if payback's a bitch and revenge is sweet, than I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet
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if payback's a bitch and revenge is sweet, than I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet t shirt. Country girl style
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I want this one too. Sweet as Sugar Hard As Ice Cross Me Once I'll Shoot You Twice.
Sweet as Sugar Hard As Ice Cross Me Once I'll Shoot You Twice for the country girl
T-Shirt: Sweet as Sugar Hard As Ice Cross Me Once...
Are you sweet as sugar and hard as ice?
sweet as sugar and hard as ice
It's a southern thing
"Once upon a time I was sweet and innocent, and then shit happened." Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 34 Pics
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Once upon a time I was sweet and innocent. and then shit happened. quote.
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;) truth about my life
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Funny Signs And Quotes About Women from L. B. Sommer the author of 199 Ways To Improve Your Relationships, Marriage, and Sex Life - check my website for lots more funny stuff and sample readings to my various books http://www.lbsommer-author.yolasite.com/funny-signs.php
Sometimes being a bitch is the only thing a woman has to hold on to - Stephen king
Wow! That's a lovely shade of bitch you're wearing today.
shades of bitch! Lol... I shouldn't laugh, but OMG! LOL
That is in fact, a lovely shade of bitch....
Such a lovely shade of bitch ...
.sooo not nice...giggle giggle!
Lovely shade of bitch...
I am an acquired taste...LOVE THIS
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I'd say that a lot of us are an acquired taste - at this point in my life, I have to just yawn in some people's directions, and move on. Not dwelling on the little things!
I am an #AcquiredTaste. Don't like me? Acquire some #taste!
acquired taste I don't know why I laughed so hard at this
Sarcastic and funny! Laughed hard.
words to live by. <3 it!
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BRING IT! If u know me, you should be rolling on the floor laughing! This is SO true!! (For everyone else, broken jaw, can't talk on phone, just txt! :) Supported by: http://studio99net.net/
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Funny Family Quote - you want to argue? I got my caps lock ON! Haha!
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OH, so you wanna argue? BRING IT. I got my CAPS LOCK ON. #quote
First thing in the argument comes the caps lock
I Got My CAPSLOCK On! #humor #lol #funny
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Too Funny!!!! I'M SORRY I HURT YOUR FEELINGS WHEN I CALLED YOU STUPID. I REALLY THOUGHT YOU ALREADY KNEW T-SHIRT (WHITE INK)
I am sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid, I really thought you already knew it. #humor #stupid #funnysigns #computercare
I'm Sorry I Hurt Your Feelings When I... #sorry #hurt #feelings #thought #already #knew #funny
I never knew. No one tells me these things. This makes me laugh so hard!!
Funny quote saying about stupid people
Lol, looking for funny stuff today
I have has some of my teachers say this :/ though with other people outside of class I can be the loudest person
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So true. And people assume I need to lighten up when I simply don't think they are funny enough to warrant my laughter...
My life story with some #funny photos #gags #funny story
My life story with some #funny story #funny photos #gags
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Haha!!!! I laughed way to hard at this!
Funny, but sometimes the truth