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so true!!

The proper skirt length is at least two inches below your cellulite. "I know where my cellulite is.

I have OCD, but I only clean things when I'm in the mood because I'm also bipolar.

Funny Confession Ecard: I have OCD, but I only clean things when I'm in the mood because I'm also bipolar.

Hmmm... MAybe once in a while! Lol

Funny Baby Ecard: I love you so much my darling, but the second your father comes home I'm gonna bust out of here like I'm escaping Alcatraz. Don't we all have days like this.

Yep!  I hate that "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" quote...those people are delusional from hunger!  :)

and not just about chocolate - but tortilla chips, cheese, bread, etc. Actually, chocolate tastes better than skinny feels.

ya suppose?

I want to say this to people all the time. maybe not the get friends part, but just the stop taking pictures of yourself in the bathroom mirror.

Sorry I'm so honest

"Some things are better left unsaid. That's usually the stuff I blurt out right away". I have no filter

Funny Family Ecard: If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye.

My daughter doesn't do that shit. And parents that allow their kids to.well I will light you on fire and put a stick in your eye!

Ive been dieting all morning am I skinny yet

Am I Skinny Yet? I feel like this every time I skip dessert, work out or am "good" for more than 3 days!

Running is not my strength

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

95% of the decisions in my life.. - http://jokideo.com/95-of-the-decisions-in-my-life/

Ecard : of the decisions I'm my life are based on whether I like the colors of something, if it is pretty, or if it smells good

Precisely!

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers.

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was I felt cool with my new markers. The crayon box with the built-in sharpener was the hippest thing ever invented back then

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

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