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Never owned any, but I'm sad to say my children do.  Good thing I can blame it on them being teenagers.

Never owned any, but I'm sad to say my children do. Good thing I can blame it on them being teenagers.

Story of my life

Pretty awesome gift for your Christmas tree. (and they never had the right spelling of my name, either.

She said, 'That's a lot of money to spend on a purse!' It was then that I knew we could never be friends.

bwahahahhaaaa LOVE THIS:) Not too many people understand my Coach purse addiction!

things that make you go hhmmm....

SO DAMN TRUE! My husband sister! 3 kids, on food stamps & works at a gas station, lol! She's only But no matter what she'll manage to get some ridiculous new tattoo, lol!

How come stupid people never know they're stupid anyway? Everyone else knows they are.

In other words, "Yes, I'm really sorry that you're stupid…" :D

Lol

"I finally figured out my body type. Its hourglass with extra minutes." Love yourself for who you are!

Funny Workplace Ecard: It's Payday and I'm on lunch break......Of course I'm at Target.

Funny Workplace Ecard: It's Payday and I'm on lunch break.Of course I'm at Target. Haha sounds like how we used to go to Target on lunch breaks Sharp :)

Finally.......now I don't have to pretend to disguise my glass.........ha.

The most awesome images on the Internet

Pretty much. I like Redbull&"Awesome Water" so much. I like "Awesome grey goose water" and cranberry juice. I call it Goose and Berries when I order it.

Once behind a wheelbarrow during a night hide and go seek (no one found me for at least half an hour - I was still hiding when everyone else was found) and another in a large hole in some bushes.

First Grade Problems. I'm not gonna be a Richard Simmonsgot and try to take credit for this so I'm doing this thing where I leave the author's name on the post First grade prob

There isn't any.....  Sorry but I don't say ain't and I don't speak incorrectly

You're fucking crazy. Ain't no medicine for that shit. Ain't that the truth!