I hate when cashiers ask, Will that be it for you? Um no, Id like all this invisible shit, too.

I hate when cashiers ask, Will that be it for you? Um no, Id like all this invisible shit, too.

Karma takes too long. I'd rather beat the shit out of you now.

Karma takes too long. I'd rather beat the shit out of you now.

Funny Confession Ecard: Wine does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN... against tables, floors, walls and ugly people! Lol!!

Funny Confession Ecard: Wine does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN... against tables, floors, walls and ugly people! Lol!!

You can only say, 'WTF?' so many times a day, until you just decide to start drinking.

You can only say, 'WTF?' so many times a day, until you just decide to start drinking.

This is so me!!!! Good thing my hubby knows how rare of a gem I am....lol

This is so me!!!! Good thing my hubby knows how rare of a gem I am....lol

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