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  • Taylor Baswell

    Too funny and toooooo close to home... I need the reminder as I purge...

  • Carla Prysock

    When my husband's "crap" starts spilling out of his workshop, I have to threaten to call Hoarders! It always works like a charm & he cleans up the mess!

  • Cheyanne Cortez

    so funny. I know a few people to which this can apply.

  • Kelli Galloway

    too funny! and so true!!!

  • Michelle Burge

    @Shawn Wonsetler, this made me think of your dads garage and barn! I literally laughed out loud! Bahahaha!!!!

  • Leseley Wright

    @Debbie Wright this is dad ... too funny!

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