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I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off. Related posts: Please Don’t Clean My Mess… I don’t care how old I am… Don’t Make Her Wait… Quote Of The Day – May

Reminds me of my Grampa....who had STICK STRAIGHT hair! But he always jokingly said, "don't you just loooove my naturally curly hair?!"

Girls with curly hair rock! Mine is straight but I love naturally curly hair on girls AND boys.

Isn't that the truth?!

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Working from home has led me to this behavior....

This is so me lol. I "roll my eyes out loud" all the time!

My mother ALWAYS confuses these two! Same with the roommates! ...lulz.

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

Negative grumpy people can kiss my butt! Ugh there isn't anything worse than a "poor me, I am such a victim" type. Give me a break. We all have problems!

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Go to Target

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When all else fails, a little retail therapy at my favorite store always helps! by jenifer. i could not agree more! during my first years in philly- i did target therapy all of the time.

I may have pinned this already, but it deserves another. :D

A Good friend knows how you take your coffee. A GREAT friend ADDS BOOZE. bushmills, or at least some bailey's or framboise

I know I shouldn't boast......:)

I don`t want to brag or make anybody jealous, but.I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.