I JUST CRIED, LITERALLY CRIED TEARS OVER THE HILARITY OF THIS ONE POST.   Seriously had to manually add it to pinterest because it might be the funniest thing I've ever read.

I JUST CRIED, LITERALLY CRIED TEARS OVER THE HILARITY OF THIS ONE POST. Seriously had to manually add it to pinterest because it might be the funniest thing I've ever read.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #411:Agent Barton is a self proclaimed master of hide-and-seek. Whenever someone questions this, he goes around relentlessly challenging everyone he sees to a game, including the one who questioned him, until he feels he’s proved his point. So for the sake of everyone else, just nod your head and agree with him.  [Submitted by shieldagentmaller]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #411:Agent Barton is a self proclaimed master of hide-and-seek. Whenever someone questions this, he goes around relentlessly challenging everyone he sees to a game, including the one who questioned him, until he feels he’s proved his point. So for the sake of everyone else, just nod your head and agree with him. [Submitted by shieldagentmaller]

Don't know why the quotes are in parentheses, but here's the Avengers.

TheRetroInc on Etsy

If you willingly offer yourself as Assistant to Loki as part of his magic act in the 'SHIELD Got's Talent' show, any injuries will not be covered under the SHIELD Health Policy, as this comes under Flagrant Acts of Dumbassery clause which rules all claims to medical assistance and compensation invalid.  You are either too dumb to work for SHIELD or insane enough to be classed in the same category of insanity as Agent Wilson.

If you willingly offer yourself as Assistant to Loki as part of his magic act in the 'SHIELD Got's Talent' show, any injuries will not be covered under the SHIELD Health Policy, as this comes under Flagrant Acts of Dumbassery clause which rules all claims to medical assistance and compensation invalid. You are either too dumb to work for SHIELD or insane enough to be classed in the same category of insanity as Agent Wilson.

Agents with the ability to fly are not allowed to play Quidditch on the Helicarrier deck, even when it is not in flight.

Agents with the ability to fly are not allowed to play Quidditch on the Helicarrier deck, even when it is not in flight.

An inverstigation has been launched to determine the culprit. In the meantime, Mr. Stark has been ordered to knock it off, on general principle.

An inverstigation has been launched to determine the culprit. In the meantime, Mr. Stark has been ordered to knock it off, on general principle.

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