S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #411:Agent Barton is a self proclaimed master of hide-and-seek. Whenever someone questions this, he goes around relentlessly challenging everyone he sees to a game, including the one who questioned him, until he feels he’s proved his point. So for the sake of everyone else, just nod your head and agree with him. [Submitted by shieldagentmaller]
If you willingly offer yourself as Assistant to Loki as part of his magic act in the 'SHIELD Got's Talent' show, any injuries will not be covered under the SHIELD Health Policy, as this comes under Flagrant Acts of Dumbassery clause which rules all claims to medical assistance and compensation invalid. You are either too dumb to work for SHIELD or insane enough to be classed in the same category of insanity as Agent Wilson.