Shady ass bitch...


Let me break this down for you in case you're new here. If you don't want me to call you an asshole, don't be an asshole.

This makes me laugh harder than it should.

My exercise routine consists of doing diddly squats. #LOL@Rachel Delaey

hahaha, why yeah.


so so so many reasons... @Dona Haddix Stringer @Sarah Chintomby Tanselle @Nathan Santos Mercer

I have PMS, ADD & OCD. I want to kill you, but I can't focus on that right now, I have to go wash my hands.


You obviously don't know me very well if you think for one damn moment that I'm going to put up with your bullshit. #ecards hahaha Right!

To do today... 1. Fuck 2. This 3. Shit.

Work with me here, okay?



Oh so true

Funny Confession Ecard: Ran my first 10K this morning. Just kidding I'm on my third donut.

"Psssst...your crazy is showing". You can count on a true friend to let u know when this happens ;-)