Haha! I would say something similar to this when I was pregnant with my 2nd child. It's funny how we moms already know. ;)

Haha! I would say something similar to this when I was pregnant with my 2nd child. It's funny how we moms already know. ;)

I laughed when I read this... So I guess, I would laugh first. Then be scared.

I laughed when I read this... So I guess, I would laugh first. Then be scared.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!" This sounds like my husband, not me.

I'll be damned if after the longest five minutes of my life I'm going to "let it cool in microwave 1 minute".

I'll be damned if after the longest five minutes of my life I'm going to "let it cool in microwave 1 minute".

When I die.... someone go to my wake dressed as the Grim Reaper. Say nothing, have a drink and leave.

When I die.... someone go to my wake dressed as the Grim Reaper. Say nothing, have a drink and leave.

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