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    Can I buy these in bulk for next Christmas?

    Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart. I love you more, than a unicorn fart.

    This makes me laugh a lot harder than it probably should.

    If you fart loudly in public, just yell 'JET POWER!' and walk faster.




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    Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore I am a unicorn. #wisdom #affirmations

    So Chuck Norris is Voldemort? O_O

    Well, this is awkward...

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    I am laughing so hard! Unicorn Hiding Behind a Rock is definitely my fav.


    Unstoppable. Not sure why this just makes me laugh and laugh


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