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    Chocolate Doesn't Ask Silly Questions, Chocolate Understands - funny quote poster dictionary art print

    Chocolate comes from cocoa which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The end. #deathbychocolate sure was...until I figured out that the A-hole inner critic was the voice of my father inside my head...telling me I was never good enough. Whoa...once I realized that I unplugged from his programming and put a plug in that mind-energy leak for good! Shut up! Put a sock in it worked for me.

    I feel like one day I should have this written on my fridge, or at least printed out and stuck on the fridge because it's pretty true.


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    Not true Row....all you need is love, family and a true sense of self. A billion dollars could never give you that. Always remember your Mom loves you...forever and always.

    No...that's what a PREGNANT GIRL wants to hear. What a girl wants to hear is, "I love you, Princess (or Valkyrie if you're a VIking)." lol XD

    Well if it's worth doing...

    The trouble with trouble is, it starts out as fun.

    typeverything: - Chocolate poster by Albin Holmqvist. (via Now you’re cooking)

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    Amen to that!

    Monday basic bitch lol #quotes #funny LOL @Marquita Davis

    Where did the weekend go? It can't nearly be Monday already! #weekend #monday #work #timeflies #backtowork #boring

    We’d never give up shoe love!

    I don't pretend to be anything I am not... Except for sober, I 've pretended to be sober a few times.

    Definitely. This is perfect. I don't miss him as a person. I just miss the fun times. My life is better off without him in it.

    very true

    Ben's Garden 'I'm Afraid My Train of Thought' Glass Tray