A tailgating must have! You sneaky drunks! Perfect for the golf course, the beach, the park, sporting events, your dorm, wandering your neighborhood, in front of children, in front of your wife...really anywhere you F'in like.
An aromatherapy spray/ perfume for when you're irritated, pissed off, annoyed, tired, peeved, frustrated, enraged, or have an overall bad attitude! Spray generously in your environs and breathe in mist. Spray near co-workers, friends, and relatives as needed.
LIFE ARMOR | You Get In This Ball In Case Of Natural Disaster | crushproof, floating ball | able to withstand up to 9,3 tons of compressive pressure, and can take a plunge from 25m. | holds four people inside a 1.2m diameter sphere-Shut up and take my money