Why can't I be comforted by carrots? Why does it have to be chocolate or wine? | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Why can't I be comforted by carrots? Why does it have to be chocolate or wine? | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

Haha sounds right!! Except now that james isn't home I straighten/clean more often, weird...

Haha sounds right!! Except now that james isn't home I straighten/clean more often, weird...

SomeEcards:  I just bought $200 worth of groceries... then I ordered in pizza because I didn't feel like cooking after the hassle of buying groceries.

SomeEcards: I just bought $200 worth of groceries... then I ordered in pizza because I didn't feel like cooking after the hassle of buying groceries.

Sometimes when people are talking to me, I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face.

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Sometimes when people are talking to me, I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face.

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