Diria nuestra abuela jajajaja @daniela castillo

Diria nuestra abuela jajajaja @daniela castillo

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This goes for me and all my ex boyfriends! You have to weed out the losers before finding Prince Charming, right? Kiss a couple of frogs... Then boom! Mr. Right :) <3

This goes for me and all my ex boyfriends! You have to weed out the losers before finding Prince Charming, right? Kiss a couple of frogs... Then boom! Mr. Right :) <3

The Clowns wouldn't even have to have knives - just ask my sister.  Maybe I should hire a clown to chase me - like a creepy personal trainer.  I think I'd go from a 10 minute mile to a 8 minute mile.lol

The Clowns wouldn't even have to have knives - just ask my sister. Maybe I should hire a clown to chase me - like a creepy personal trainer. I think I'd go from a 10 minute mile to a 8 minute mile.lol

When I'm old(er) ... I'm not going to sit around knitting ... I'm going to  .... http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/73/e1/50/73e1507052dc0485ffefa78e5c08d1b4.jpg

When I'm old(er) ... I'm not going to sit around knitting ... I'm going to .... http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/73/e1/50/73e1507052dc0485ffefa78e5c08d1b4.jpg

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

This cracks me up AND makes me think I'm probably old. LOL At least my vagina is covered though.

This cracks me up AND makes me think I'm probably old. LOL At least my vagina is covered though.

Oh dear.  Sorry for the crudeness, but this is so true!  If only my kids understood this!

Oh dear. Sorry for the crudeness, but this is so true! If only my kids understood this!

This is Logan for sure...we should have this on our front door.

This is Logan for sure...we should have this on our front door.

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