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AS TRUE AS IT GETS!

Thanks for showing up to the state-funded healthcare clinic with your Louis Vuitton purse, fresh mani and pedi, MAC lipgloss, hair weave, and Medicaid card.

It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

lol no one wants to hear how much he/she does for you & how much you love them EVERY SINGLE DAY. Get a hobby.

ecards, profess love, significant other, daily basis, punch you in the face

I'm sorry, call me old fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina. | Somewhat Topical Ecard

Free and Funny News Ecard: I'm sorry, call me old fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina.

Or a photo of the Executive whose bonus is based upon the tax break you are funding for his industry

For all the taxes they take out of my paycheck, the least they could do is send me a picture of the ghetto family I'm supporting to hang on my fridge!

Yes, yes it is!

Pacifically this one drives me crazy! My EX said that all the time and it drove me crazy.

Just FYI - I am out of the medicine that makes me like you...

Funny Confession Ecard: Just FYI - I am out of the medicine that makes me like you.

Why are we still testing on animals when there are pedophiles in prison?

True that! Pedophiles,murderers,rapists the list goes on. Why house the weak when they would make EXCELLENT test subjects.

Do it my way

Here is a collection of funny and relatable ecards collected from around the web

Funny Confession Ecard: I couldn't understand how Obama could ever be re-elected... ...then I went to Wal Mart and it all became clear.

Funny Confession Ecard: I couldn't understand how Obama could ever be re-elected.then I went to Wal Mart and it all became clear.

me. Abby if you are reading this you know exactly what instance I'm referring to, also hi

Haha this is so me! I cant even tell you how many times my mouth has gotten me into trouble bc I definately do not have a filter! And those of you who know me well, know this is a fact.

ecard ~ The best nicknames are the ones people don't know they have.

Hahaha 😂 So true! That used to be a favorite past time for me and a friend at the gym: making up nicknames for people. Ya gotta do something to pass the time!

Un-Inspirational Sayings...

shoot pack lunch dinner breakfast for the next day because its going to take a long while funny ecard

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