I should tell someone this when they ask why I'm so quiet and watch them freak out. I have been accused of being quiet lately!
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Because there's no way anyone will judge you for planning a murder. <-- Pinning for this comment, because it's exactly what I was thinking...
Don't judge me because I am quiet. No one plans a murder out loud. someecards.com
I should tell someone this when they ask why I'm so quiet and watch them freak out.
"Don't judge me because I am quiet. No one plans murder out loud." #introvert
it's the quiet ones that you have to watch out for...
For all those who thought I was shy at one time.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Resting bitch face. Story of my life. Lol! Everyone thinks I hate them when they first meet me.
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=== So totally me...! === Resting bitch face. Story of my life. Lol! Everyone thinks I hate them when they first meet me.
Story of my life. So many of my friends and co-workers thought I was a total snob when they first met me due to my RBF.
Resting bitch face. Story of my life. Lol! Everyone thinks I hate them when they first meet me. my husband has this.......
Resting Bitch Face. Welcome to my life! Everyone thinks I hate them when they first meet me.
Resting bitch face. Story of my life. Lol! Everyone thinks I hate them or that I'm angry
Now that I'm older- all of a sudden I have a bitchy resting face. WTF HAPPENED??
Resting bitch face. - Yep, that's me. I have that bitch face syndrone
The fight is real #restingbitchface
Resting Bitch Face Syndrome
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Funny Friendship Ecard: Ohhhh so you think I'm cute when I'm angry??? Well get ready because I'm about to be GORGEOUS!!!!!
Ohhhh so you think I'm cute when I'm angry??? Well get ready because I'm about to be GORGEOUS!!!!! | Friendship Ecard
I'm drop dead gorgeous when I'm pissed 😉👊
Funny stuff right here...
just #funny! #humor
I am not a bitch.
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Funny Encouragement Ecard: I am not a bitch. I am a teller of unpopular truths.
Some people just don't like the facts.....they like a soft and fuzzy version.
Truth. Sorry for the cuss word- but it did make me giggle :)
Some people just can't handle the unpopular truth!!!
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Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I am not in an insane asylum...
lol.....love my "insane asylum" - I mean work!
Sometimes I wonder if it's all in my head
Me at work. Every. Day. #ER #nurse
Haha sometimes I wonder...
Sometimes I wonder
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'She called you fat.' 'Oh HELL NO. Here, hold my cake but don't eat it okay? Nevermind I'll take it with me.'
"She called you fat." "Oh HELL NO. Here, hold my cake but don't eat it okay? Nevermind I'll take it with me." | Encouragement Ecard | someecards.com
can't. stop. laughing. fat girl probs.
Oh, hell no! Oh, Yes! My life.
Hold my cake! Funny stuff!
so wrong, but so funny!
Oh, hell no! Oh, Yes!
Oh, hell no! FUNNY!!
This is so funny!!
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Pet peeve! "Oh my God today just sucks...I will never trust you again!" Person in comments: "Hey what's wrong?" Person who posted the status: "Message me." OH I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS WAS PRIVATE. Dumbasses.
PET PEEVE-- "I know you're upset. Why don't you post something passive aggressive in a facebook status and not explain the situation to anyone? That usually helps."
My pet peeve!!!! Don't be a jerk and post a dumb FB status making everyone worry then not explain.
HONESTLY my BIGGEST pet peeve... people who are coy on facebook, what is the point? Cracks me up!
Seriously, stop doing this. Facebook ecard
Pet peeve... (pardon the misspelling)
Yes!!!! Big pet peeve of mine!! Ugh!!
Uuhhmmmm. YEEEEaaaa. Pet Peeve
Seriously!!! Huge pet peeve!
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Bahahaha!!! Wish there was a "poof you've been deleted button"....that would be some funny shit!! Lmao!!!
I ignored your Facebook friend request because there isn't a "Hell no!" button. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
Free, Somewhat Topical Ecard: I ignored your Facebook friend request because there isn't a "Hell no!" button.
I ignored your #Facebook friend request because there isn't a "Hell no!" button.
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So I've been trying this new thing...
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#truth #someecards #bitch
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This is so true.. to say it was a small part of my life seems like that's putting it lightly. Over thinking consumes you.
Oh my gosh... I need to remember this. Over thinking things causes so many problems in my life...
so true......yet why do I continue to overthink half the crap in my life???
It would be so nice to be able to stop doing this .. overthinking = my life
Why don't I remember this!! Must think about not over thinking!
Good advice, This was me a few times in my life.
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#sotrue #overthinking #advice
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Story of my life, with my husband...ugh. Then you try and play it off with...."that's what I was trying to tell you.
yea, this never happens to me. Ask my husband because I wouldn't argue if I wasn't already right
Just keep going...maybe you can convince them otherwise! lol
hate when this happens.. but i keep going with it anyways!
Hahaha- good thing it doesn't happen very often ;-P
And I keep going like a boss!
Haha so true
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Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate it when people say 'She's really nice once you get to know her.' They might as well say 'She's a bitch but you'll get used to it.' Truth.
I hate it when people say "She's really nice once you get to know her." They might as well say "She's a bitch but you'll get used to it." | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Friendship Ecard--reminds me of someone I Really don't want to waste my time 'getting to know.' You can keep your friend, thanks
And someone FINALLY says the TRUTH!!! Love this! So so so so true!!!!
This is so true about everyone in my life and I so don't care! 😝
I nearly pissed my pants laughing at this! Haha, so true...
Funny stuff! I know a couple people like this.
Haha so true love these e cards
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Funny Confession Ecard: 9pm and I'm still wearing a bra? WTF, Self. Sort that shit out. @Marcy Bergman @Carrie Brown
Funny Confession Ecard: 9pm and I'm still wearing a bra? WTF, Self. Sort that shit out. @Teresa Collinsworth haha thats us
9pm and I'm still wearing a bra? WTF, Self. Sort that shit out. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Confession Ecard: 9pm and I'm still wearing a bra? WTF, Self. Sort that shit out.
9pm and i'm still wearing a bra? wtf self, sort that shit out. someecards.com
Lol...so true, get it together!
Story of my life.
Haha! True story
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Yeah true .... My life's been a pretty tough road but with beautiful scenery and stops along the way.
Funny Friendship Ecard: They say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. At this point, my dear, I should be able to bench-press a Buick.
WERE BEST FRIENDS BECAUSE I'LL BE THE ONE TO KEEP YOU OUT OF GRANNY PANTIES ON YOUR DEATHBED. | Friendship Ecard
They say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. At this point, my dear, I should be able to bench-press a Buick. | Friendship Ecard
Bahahaha funny but true :)
Funny Friendship Ecard:
or a big Mack Truck
This is actually true
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I clean when I'm frustrated. So, if you show up unannounced & our house is clean, you might want to reconsider your visit | eCards So true!
This is so true! But please visit, because who doesn't love a clean house when you're not expecting company!
Oh my gosh!!!! I laughed hysterically at this. So true.
Not my house, but that's funny stuff!
Omigod this e card is me to a tee
Lmfao.... true story
True story. Ask Rob.
Haha true story!
Look, sometimes I just want to be in a bad mood.
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Amen to that. I gotta stop taking little things so personally but sometimes it just feels good to be pissed.
STOP telling me to smile or cheer up when I'm not super bubbly. For real negative emotions are ok sometimes too.
Sometimes you do just have to honor how you feel. And sometimes that's being happy, being bitchy, etc. Just acknowledge it, go with it and learn from it. Grow from it!
Sometimes you have to change it up a bit. Can't be happy-go-lucky ALL the time...
Look, sometimes I just want to be in a bad mood. | eCards
so stop telling me to cheer up all the time. :p
Please. Don't even try to cheer me up.
Bad mood | ecards | funny
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It's so true...or maybe a good cry lol @Jenee' Antoniu, had one last night (the cry)..total breakdown.."what am i doing with my life, i'm a failure, yadda yadda." Thought of you. <3
funny crying quotes | Funny Flirting Ecard: I'm NOT crying, I'm having an allergic reaction ...
Should this go on my funny stuff board or my truths board????
e cards really seem to understand my life...
giggle giggle my life. naps forevaaa
Funny stuff! Totally me right now.
Oh, so true! This is my life
this is my life quote!
My life in an e-card
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My family is temperamental. Half temper Half mental. haha, it's funny because it's true. and misspelled ecards drive me insane.
My family is temper-a-mental. Despite the misspelling of the e-card, that's funny right there...!
My family is tempermental family quote. Perfect and truer than true.
All of the truth summed up into one ecard.
My family is tempermental family quote
hahahaha i love my family but so true!
My family is tempermental...SO TRUE!
TRUTH! Lol so my family
My family. True story.
well, isn't this the freaking truth?!
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Thankful to have people like this in my life. No filter is the best policy :)
Totally me. Oopsy Absolutely no filter or backspace.
Absolutely no filter...THIS would be my husband!
Absolutely no filter... Story of my life.
Absolutely no filter...my life story.
My husband = Absolutely no filter...
Story of my life. @Dee no filter.
Need to get this as a button, so I can just point to it when, in the middle of conversations, I have an Alzheimer's moment.
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And every passenger carries their life burden just remain in the station for undefined time
From the moment we begin our process leading to your shimmy that breaks me to my core and leaves me powerless, you should take pride that you have defeated mother nature herself. That there is no one on this earth that has been able to drain EVERY thought in my head from that wiggle, and erasing millions of years of evolution in the process that leaves me without a single thought in my head. You should never doubt how powerful that body of a goddess is 2 my world 2 be able 2 control that at will
Ben's Garden 'I'm Afraid My Train of Thought' Glass Tray available at #Nordstrom
#word long (but extremely productive) day. Ready to relax with my babe now ❤️❤️
Im afraid my train of thought has left the station
I said this! I didn't know it was a quote!
true all too often!