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    • Brittany Roberson

      "For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free.' Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage...." #quote

    • Garfunkeloate

      I want to etch things like this into my memory so I have it handy to hurl at *someone* when he says this...

    • Brian Lee

      funny quote but true! Yet some people are still on that little sausage despite the fact that something came along that was real... oh well its the path we've all chosen for ourselves. Hahaha

    • Sue Brown

      Real talk : we both can play that game : girls can do it better : quotes and sayings Too Funny!!!?

    • Irma Valle-Gallegos

      women are against marriage funny quotes quote marriage lol funny quote funny quotes sex humor

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      Pinterest Humor | Funny Pictures & Funny Quotes @ | #Funny #Humor

    • Tushawn

      Truth has humor

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