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A few edits: #5 Audit a philosophy class and ask WHY and reference Socrates, constantly. #7 Create a fake resume and go to interviews. #8 Change name to Simon on Facebook and comment in 3rd person. Muahaha

It make me read like "help *sound of clapping* my *sound of clapping* wife *sound of clapping* and etc

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Oh my gosh! At first sight, it DOES just look like it's sitting on a black pillow!!!

This is some next level adorable.

Omg lol..ur text messages make me smile so much and once I walked right into a person because of them..and u said the same thing about mine

I'm a cashier. A man came up to my register once with tampons, pads, and chocolate, looked me dead in the eye and said "I have three daughters. It's shark week."

Joyland wasnt bad. It was really sweet. But i cried tons when the kid died and got mad at it for making me cry bc i just wanted a ghost story not a sick kid story cmon. Kids have to die of diseases n hunger in real life they shldnt have to die in books.