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Literally made me laugh! Too many people I can think of that this works for........

Literally made me laugh! Too many people I can think of that this works for........

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

True Story.  You've been dating a month and she buys a 4.5 million dollar home across from your grandma?  Stage 5 clinger.

True Story. You've been dating a month and she buys a 4.5 million dollar home across from your grandma? Stage 5 clinger.

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"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!" This sounds like my husband, not me.

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