Dear Moses, No More Socks - I Want an Adventure - This is part of our "Dear Santa" blog series, where some of the Web's top sex reviewers are picking out their favorite, most gift-worthy toys this year. So go ahead and stuff someone's stocking with something nice, will ya? 'Tis the season for sexy fun! Here's Elle "Lady Cheeky" Chase and her top pick.
"Shirtless flautist seeks sexy lady who loves romantic moonlit walks on the beach, hairy, peck-less chests, smoldering stares, and manly flute serenades. Must dig receding hairlines and the word "groovy." No Jethro Tull jokes, please."