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LOL I wish I could say this wasn't true! "My family is tempermental: Half temper, Half mental" Funny Quotes About Family Jokes.

Exactly. #intjfemale I don't fake liking people. I can be a grown ass adult tho and be nice when I need to be

I'm not shy. I' m not shy. I' m just very good at figuring out who' s worth talking to. yup I'm not shy I' m just very good at figuring out who' s worth talking to Most of you aren 't (lloll" yup

Just FYI - I am out of the medicine that makes me like you...

Funny Confession Ecard: Just FYI - I am out of the medicine that makes me like you.

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.

And when you come to a fork in the road, well, take it. Because, hey, free fork.

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This reminds me of my pumped at work. it should say "Amount correct?" I hate when the debit/credit card reader at the checkout asks if the amount is okay?

Um...

Bananas are good. Always take a banana to a party. Good source of potassium.

me. Abby if you are reading this you know exactly what instance I'm referring to, also hi

Haha this is so me! I cant even tell you how many times my mouth has gotten me into trouble bc I definately do not have a filter! And those of you who know me well, know this is a fact.

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Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: You poor thing. You don't even realize you're batshit crazy, do you?

It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

esp since you keep pawning her off and taking things away from her for your own selfish reasons. It's HER TURN to live. not yours. not yours anymore.

Irrational sense of entitlement. Today's generation was born with their hand out.

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Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: You don't have to be crazy to work here. We'll train you.

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I'm sorry that I got angry and said a lot of things that I meant but still should not have said. --this is totally me.

Germaphobe -- LOL!!! I do this!!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

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