Someone needs to invent this. The occasions happen so often on which this could be the greatest thing ever invented!
Sometimes I write down tasks after I've done them, just to get the satisfaction of crossing them off my list.
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Coffee and wine are like my life coaches. Coffee is there for a pat on the ass, 'Go get'em we can do this!' And then wine is like, 'You'll get them tomorrow. You gave it a good shot. Keep your chin up.'
makes me chuckle
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dream life, except for the tea part.
I cry when I'm angry, because my muscles are straining themselves to not reach over and slap the stupid off your face.
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