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I was outside. Markers were for winter...unless we found leftover fireworks from New Year's!

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was I felt cool with my new markers. The crayon box with the built-in sharpener was the hippest thing ever invented back then


Aside from the language, this makes me laugh every time. Funny Baby Ecard: "You may think you're being cute by waking up at the ass crack of dawn, but just remember.one day you will be a teenager, and payback sucks.

I have a full understanding now of just how much a husband can sleep through. It's ridiculous!

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If you won't sing in the car with me when we drive, we can't be friends. So true.

Mommy knows best...let's hope! lol

To my children who like to argue with me: Where do you think you got your attitude and stubbornness from? I have decades more experience than you! Yep, so true!

I'll break your legs! That includes the older kids on the playground pushing Sophia down

Mess with my kids . don't be surprised when I break out a whole new level of crazy on you that will make your nightmares seem like a happy place!