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Wine servings.

Wine servings.

this is exactly what i would say.

this is exactly what i would say.

So, you're dating my ex? Congratulations on your new over-grown child.

you know nothing about a woman until she's drunk & mad at you.

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I'm already married and no babies growing in me so day drinking sounds good!

Ungrateful bitch!

they say that a mess house is a sign of living life to the fullest so screw the laundry pour me a drink.

Life isn't a fairytale...

Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

i don't know why everyone keeps saying they're trying to bring sexy back when i'm right here I never  even left.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I don't know why everyone keeps saying they're trying to bring sexy back when I'm right here.

Mom scouts

but I want cookies!

#SOMEECARDS #YOUR E CARDS #JOKE SARCASM CARTOON CARD

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Everyone around me seems to be getting married and having babies, and I'm just sitting here like. I like wine and uninterrupted sleep.

So then they handcuffed me and said 'Anything you say can and will be held against you!' So I said 'Vin Diesel!'

Funny Confession Ecard: So then they handcuffed me and said Anything you say can and will be held against you! So I said Channing Tatum!

"The great thing about wine is everything" eCard from Sonoma County Tourism. Too bad I'm giving up wine this year as my New Year's Resolution. I'll have to remember this for next year! -- Carol Kozal

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"The great thing about wine is everything" eCard from Sonoma County Tourism. Too bad I'm giving up wine this year as my New Year's Resolution. I'll have to remember this for next year!

holiday drunk

holiday drunk

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Songs it plays: Red Solo Cup, Alcohol, Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off, Devil Went Down to Georgia, Sober, Irish Drinking Songs from Whose Line Is It Anyway, White Lightning, Pirate Flag, Friends in Low Places, Trailerhood, Drunk Last Night, We Went Out Last Night, I Love This Bar, Whiskey Girl, There's A Tear in My Beer

It’s only fair…or alcohol infused ice cream

A glass of wine a day....

Doctors say a glass of wine a day can extend your life. If thats the case, Im going to live forever.

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