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"Could you please cut off my dog Buster's tail?" The vet examined the tail carefully, and then with raised eyebrows replied, "But there's nothing wrong with his tail. He is such a handsome fellow - why on earth would you want this done??" "My mother-in-law is coming to visit," I explained, "and I don't want anything in the house to make her think that she is welcome!"