S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #288:In the instance that Tony Stark and Dr. Banner are in a room together with a grinning Clint Barton, it would be wise to exit said room. Especially if they are looking in your direction. [Submitted by writtenreadspoken]
Loki and Ms. Lewis are to cease using the PA system to blast "Slytherin Night" under the pretense of expressing their house pride. They are also to stop trying to convince the junior agents to emulate the song lyrics. Encouraging them is detrimental to productivity and general mental health.
No matter what Mr. Stark says, Friday is NOT the international holiday Iron Man Christmas. No agents will be given vacation or sick days on Friday so you can go see Mr. Stark's new movie. And to answer your questions now, yes, I have seen the movie - it was good, but could have used more of Mr. Samuel L. Jackson.