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I don't get near enough credit for managing not to be a violent psychopath. (High functioning sociopath, do your research!

Awesome, fun photos for your pleasure.

41 Choice Pics To Improve Your Day

the number of times I think shut the fuck up while people are talking is getting out of hand

As I'm getting texts from him...oh yeah, the garbage!

Im very busy doing things. very busy. very busy. very, very busy.

I Love My Job I Love My Job I Hate My Job White Mouse Pad | Sarcastic Me

I Love My Job Mouse Pad

Are You Sarcastic? 22 Hilarious Products That Will Bring True Sarcasm – Sarcastic ME

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

My husband said I woke up and slapped him one night and the next morning I told him I had a dream he cheated on me.

All true!

The 11 Worst Things About Painting Your Nails

Just took off glitter polish.sooo true -_- glitter nail polish is the worst

Everyone Knows you are just One positive " I love my life " Status away from a nervous breakdown.

Everyone Knows you are just One positive " I love my life " Status away from a nervous breakdown.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Everyone Knows you are just One positive ' I love my life ' Status away from a nervous breakdown.

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52 Short and Inspirational Quotes about Strength with Images

strength quotes for tattoos ladies F;ght for others and don't forget urself that ur part of this world to and u have a life u need to spend

Just Kidding. LOL

Funny Confession Ecard: After exercising I always eat a pizza. just kidding. I don't exercise. You love pizza and BakerStone loves you.

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Free and Funny Labor Day Ecard: I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen.

Seriously..congrats on completing a weekday of being a functional human being, but your daily tasks really aren't exciting enough to warrant a Facebook status.

Cauliflower “Meat” Balls

Thanks so much for that update about your super busy life. nobody has ever gone to work, the gym and made dinner in one day. How DO you do it? I do it but not the gym I workout at home saves time and money

Love, nurturing, and dysfunction, plus more funny laughs for moms and dads on the blog!

This Week's Funny Stuff, 3/14

I plan to give you love, nurturing, and just enough dysfunction to make you funny.my promise to my future children

As the Manic Street Preachers put it, 'I live to fall asleep'.

Whoever is in charge of making sure I don't do stupid s*** is fired. My thoughts exactly after this past week at work. Who is in charge of watching me anyway?

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Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

FIRST TIME MOM & DAD!: Wordless Wednesday Hump Day Humor FTM&D Style...

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