Joke's on them! I spend all my time on Pinterest and don't have time to cook, clean, or work out. :)

Joke's on them! I spend all my time on Pinterest and don't have time to cook, clean, or work out. :)

The only thing you have to fear is fear itself. And spiders. F**k those f**kers.

The only thing you have to fear is fear itself. And spiders. F**k those f**kers.

Actually, it's because I have old injuries from dance that makes it hurt to run, but this is a much more dramatic excuse.  Anybody want to go to aqua aerobics with me instead?

Actually, it's because I have old injuries from dance that makes it hurt to run, but this is a much more dramatic excuse. Anybody want to go to aqua aerobics with me instead?

Logical proof that female = Iron Man!  Unlock your inner Iron Man at Fitocracy.

Logical proof that female = Iron Man! Unlock your inner Iron Man at Fitocracy.

Funny Breakup Ecard: It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho for the rest of your life.

Funny Breakup Ecard: It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho for the rest of your life.

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