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And anyone who knows me, knows exactly which Golden Girl I will be one day.

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2 things I know for certain in my life: I have big boobs. My taste in music is wonderful.

Thought I'd have it together by now.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I miss being the age when I thought I'd have my shit together by the time I was the age I am now.

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'.

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'. Not the lost part but the I can't shake it right now lol

Cute stuff...you know who you are!!!

Love my work friends! Nothing is better than having a great friend like you at work to vent and bitch with, to make our day go by a little faster.

Hahaha! but really I ran 2 miles and ate 4 doughnuts...

Funny Confession Ecard: Ran my first this morning. Just kidding I'm on my third donut. yup thats me!

Yay target!

Target Tuesday

Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

funny win the lotto, pinterest

when I win the lottery I'll be prepared to show my new real estate agent, stylist, and personal chef exactly what I want.

Funny Family Ecard: We are married. If I am pissed off at someone, you are pissed off at them too. End of story.

Funny Family Ecard: We are married. If I am pissed off at someone,so. you are pissed off at them too. End of story.

When I say I'm busy, what I really mean is I'm staying home so I can sit bra-less and watch Law and Order : SVU.

it's sit bra-less and watch Criminal Minds. the same Criminal Minds I've seen 10 other times before. :) Love me some Criminal Minds.

Diet coke ❤  Nothing else will do!

{'I'd like a Diet Coke please.' 'Is Diet Pepsi okay?' 'Is Monoply money okay?'} My feelings exactly

Sarcastic mama

Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

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Whoever said "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" has clearly never had cupcakes. Or chocolate. Or pizza. Nothing in this world beats the taste of chocolate, nothing.

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