I have often taken comfort at night knowing that if someone tried to break in they'd trip over a princess castle and step on legos and probably make a lot of noise. haha

I have often taken comfort at night knowing that if someone tried to break in they'd trip over a princess castle and step on legos and probably make a lot of noise. haha

best+funny+quotes | Funniest Humor quotes and Jokes Top 50 quotes Collection

Funniest Humor quotes and Jokes Top 50 quotes Collection

Quotes: "Oh, honey, you have gone beyond #muffin-top; that's a busted can of biscuits!"

Quotes: "Oh, honey, you have gone beyond #muffin-top; that's a busted can of biscuits!"

Nothing shows maturity better than a good public fight on the Internet. Oh look, they turned on the caps lock. This is serious now.

Nothing shows maturity better than a good public fight on the Internet. Oh look, they turned on the caps lock. This is serious now.

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If I could only share. However, this is pretty public. All you need to know is that we deal with someone this ridiculous in our household on a fairly regular basis. Except this person refuses to go to Walmart entirely…. like no matter what. What an idiot.

Stop setting yourself up for failure by setting unrealistic goals!

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Stop setting yourself up for failure by setting unrealistic goals!

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