this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

The "joke" here unfortunately rests on the idea that this woman's whole experience is filtered through her sexual relationship. Dude doesn't bring her roses? SHE HAS NO CONCEPT OF ROSES. Frankly, that's a little terrifying. Does she never walk by a park, or a meadow, or a floral section in a grocery store?

The "joke" here unfortunately rests on the idea that this woman's whole experience is filtered through her sexual relationship. Dude doesn't bring her roses? SHE HAS NO CONCEPT OF ROSES. Frankly, that's a little terrifying. Does she never walk by a park, or a meadow, or a floral section in a grocery store?

We should have a way of telling  people their breath   stinks without   hurting their   feelings like, "I'm  bored, lets go   brush your teeth!"

We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, "I'm bored, lets go brush your teeth!"

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

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