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Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail... It worked for Handel

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail... It worked for Handel

Nope, can't go to Hell  Satan still has that  restraining order   against me!!!

Nope, can't go to Hell Satan still has that restraining order against me!!!

I couldn't help notice that    AWESOME ends with ME

I couldn't help notice that AWESOME ends with ME

Never, under any circumstances,  take a sleeping pill   and a laxative on the  same night.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A nurse is in a bank looking 4 her pen... She pulls out a rectal thermometer

A nurse is in a bank looking 4 her pen... She pulls out a rectal thermometer

Now I lay me down to sleep, with a bottle of vodka at my feet, If I shall die before I wake, tell my friends I drank it straight.

Now I lay me down to sleep, with a bottle of vodka at my feet, If I shall die before I wake, tell my friends I drank it straight.

OMG!!! I stood on a cornflake... So I guess I'm a cerealkiller now!!!

OMG!!! I stood on a cornflake... So I guess I'm a cerealkiller now!!!

Behold my #SkippyArt masterpiece http://www.peanutbutter.com/yippee/skippyart/art/9253 #SKIPPYYIPPEE

PB Art

Behold my #SkippyArt masterpiece http://www.peanutbutter.com/yippee/skippyart/art/9253 #SKIPPYYIPPEE