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feeling lazy..

Hi honey, I'm just calling to let you know I did nothing today. Nope, not even dinner. Ok, Byeeee.

My Uterus

Funny Apology Ecard: Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue? My life it's not even funny

We may feel dressed up but secretly every woman knows maxi skirts are really just crotchless yoga pants....

They let the secret out! Now people will know when I'm wearing a maxi/crotch less yoga pants, that I'm not wearing panties. Just like when I wear yoga pants with a crotch!

I don't hate people...lol...oh who am I kidding...I fucking hate a lot of people..lol

I don't hold grudges. I remember facts. Actually I do hold grudges.

18, but close enough.

weekend open post. What's on your mind?

I feel like a failure! I've been shopping for 20 years and I still don't have anything to wear. (Mainly because Eubanks takes all my clothes!

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