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:-) glitter

Glitter counts as rainbows. And glitter=sparkle which IS my favorite color and I have a tattoo of the chinese symbol for it because I am THAT awesome.

men just cant take being sick....

Funny Apology Ecard: Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue? My life it's not even funny

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm,  inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans. Always the shenanigans.

Life as a dog lover is the best!

you don't like dogs? Good luck with your life without a soul yep good luck

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Be careful in that tanning bed, or I will starting telling u that u have been dorito raped

maybe you'll start feeling better if you stop reading webmd | maybe you'll start feeling better if you stop reading WebMD

Maybe you'll start feeling better if you stop reading WebMD. ***Actually, this may be what my Doctor say's.

Pinterest: Facebook for introverts (particularly the opinionated ones, lol!)

Not talking to anyone is the key here - the reason i joined

Lucy, you're not alone. Peanuts - Charles M. Schultz

I think every week should have a day where boys give presents to girls Lucy Charlie brown

Sometimes I get the urge to text you, but then I hear Fat Amy in the back of my mind saying "mmm, better not..."

Sometimes I get the urge to text you, but then I hear Fat Amy in the back of my mind saying "mmm, better not.love the Fat Amy reference

Ha ha! Happens to me more than not...sigh makes me realize I don't know that many people; how depressing!  lol!

HI NANCY.oh wait that's not nancy hahaha! i kind of like awkward moments, it means we are real and that funny and awkward thigns happen to us no matter who we are.

Thanks for going out of your way to unfriend me on facebook, your passive-agressive way of ending of our friendship really took some balls.

this is exactly why i *don't* unfriend ppl who aren't really friends becaus omg cassie johnson lol e i don't want them thinking i'm being passive-aggressive when really, i just can't stand the "clutter" of people on my friend list that i never talk to!

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