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  • Jennifer Phelps

    Since it's difficult to infer tone in an email, you should assume all mine are sarcastic or bitchy. I wish my job would let me add this to my email signature- it would cut down on replies

  • Sandy Drezek

    There are some people in my life who I have to assume this from...

  • Alle Alban

    applies to text messages too lol

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This guy gets me. There's a a point in time when you reach a certain age when you just feel like not having plans sounds 100 times better than going out. For me this feeling hit at age 18. And I have no shame in it.