The Defibrillator Toaster, puns:  -My mom would be so annoyed every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming "WERE LOSING THEM!!! BEEPBEEPBEEP!"  -"Nurse we need 12 CC's of cream cheese, stat!!"  -Hes bread, Jim.  -Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M  -If we dont restart his heart , hes toast!   -"Daddys in a butter place now, kids." jolarti

The Defibrillator Toaster, puns: -My mom would be so annoyed every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming "WERE LOSING THEM!!! BEEPBEEPBEEP!" -"Nurse we need 12 CC's of cream cheese, stat!!" -Hes bread, Jim. -Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M -If we dont restart his heart , hes toast! -"Daddys in a butter place now, kids." jolarti

Okay, so it's not harry potter vs twilight, but {Peter pan is a billion times better then twilight. @Emily Schoenfeld Simmerock I know you're loving this @Abby Christine Silva Peter wasn't even that creepy about it. He just wanted to hear stories, not creep on girls roughly 90 years younger than him. Also, yes, loving this.

Dear Edward Cullen

Okay, so it's not harry potter vs twilight, but {Peter pan is a billion times better then twilight. @Emily Schoenfeld Simmerock I know you're loving this @Abby Christine Silva Peter wasn't even that creepy about it. He just wanted to hear stories, not creep on girls roughly 90 years younger than him. Also, yes, loving this.

Oh my goodness, this made me laugh SO hard. I'm a dork.  @Danie Ward  @Courtney Sullivan  @Amanda Theissen

Oh my goodness, this made me laugh SO hard. I'm a dork. @Danie Ward @Courtney Sullivan @Amanda Theissen

emoji Messages Texts | Bell Air text message using Emoji on LOL Wall, by Tere Fere

emoji Messages Texts | Bell Air text message using Emoji on LOL Wall, by Tere Fere

Oh, I need this so much.  If only my dog was actually something to be afraid of.

Oh, I need this so much. If only my dog was actually something to be afraid of.

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