If you are a snooze button user, here is the perfect solution. Place a wasp nest on the top of your clock. Problem solved.

If you are a snooze button user, here is the perfect solution. Place a wasp nest on the top of your clock. Problem solved.

21 Things I Would Rather Do Than Watch The Patriots Win The Super Bowl

21 Things I Would Rather Do Than Watch The Patriots Win The Super Bowl

The New England Patriots won the Super Bowl again, just like they did two seasons ago.

I think it would be funny if the girls on the bachelor had to take polygraphs with the bachelor in the room. It would certainly speed up the game.

I think it would be funny if the girls on the bachelor had to take polygraphs with the bachelor in the room. It would certainly speed up the game.

My friend, Todd Johnson was driving us to a comedy show. He sped up and ran a red light. I said, "Todd, you're going to get us killed!" He said "Relax, my brother, Dorian drives like this." He blew right through another one. I was freaking out. He said, "Relax this is how my brother drives." Then he stopped completely at a green light, looking both ways. I said, "Todd, it's green, you can go." He said, "Nah man, Dorian might be coming the other way."

My friend, Todd Johnson was driving us to a comedy show. He sped up and ran a red light. I said, "Todd, you're going to get us killed!" He said "Relax, my brother, Dorian drives like this." He blew right through another one. I was freaking out. He said, "Relax this is how my brother drives." Then he stopped completely at a green light, looking both ways. I said, "Todd, it's green, you can go." He said, "Nah man, Dorian might be coming the other way."

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