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Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas! Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas! Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas!

Salmanella My ass

This is my philosophy right there. Same goes for cookie dough. I will buy packages of cookie dough and just eat it, don't even bake cookies. It drives my fiance crazy.

Sad we have to eat to live - and subsequently live to eat.....

Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories.

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Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck. Very technical, but it is very true. You wouldn't want your life to be just lemon water, now, would you?

Haha, I have said this so many times...  And I pin this as I am repinning all of these sinful desserts ;)

thin then.I wish I was as thin as I was when I went to Tops for the first time because I thought I was too fat!

You know you do that

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Ha ha ha I yell at my family when they tag me. I will delete friends if they tag me in photos.

Anything but going on a diet...

I'm one flu away from my goal weight. Sad but true how many times I've thought this!

Maybe not right away. I mean, this does qualify as one of the only two acceptable reasons to run.

True Story, bro.

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

Folks won't quit writing books

Funny Confession Ecard: I wish my house wasn't such a disaster all of the time, but folks won't quit writing books and making cheap wine.

ecard – Why did I unfriend you on Facebook? – Because your statuses are annoying and I hate your face.

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HA HA! This print is sure to make you chuckle! Wonderful to put by the coffee maker! :)

Cold Coffee Art Print

This coffee tastes strange.That's because I poisoned it.Our Cold Coffee card has been so popular over the years we decided to recreate it as an art print! Makes a fun piece of kitchen wall art and a

That's my story and I'm sticking with it

Funny Quotes

I was going to be productive today. Happens all the time!

Cleaning house while the kids are home is like shoveling snow while it's still snowing.

Cleaning House while the kids are home, is like shoveling snow, while it's still snowing. My house will be clean for when my kids go on vacations.

Good idea!

Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!

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