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I KNOW that's happens ALL THE TIME! "hello, is anyone there?" its as bad as when the teen girl goes in the closet. THEY'LL CORNER YOU IDIOT!!!

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anyone who dated TONY... notice he NEVER changes his status, anywhere, from "single: looking for a relationship" how many of you has he dated? he was with me SEVEN YEARS, and never changed his status... didn't stop him from f--king everybody else either.

Once in a lifetime chance, and this guy blew it! Let me help you with that. I've never seen so much joy. Got an itch? She's definitely a sharp-shooter. Sometimes you just have to. The perfect storm. Now that's how you do a car wash. Cooling off

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There is a fine line between numerator and denominator. Only a fraction of people will get the joke. #nerdlife