My Childhood Punishments have become my adult goals... totally my life!
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Some people should use a glue stick instead of Chapstick.
Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not crazy. I prefer the term mentally hilarious.
I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to punch in the face.
Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes, my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.
Well, it's not because I'm shy.
I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress... Just kidding, I'm on my third glass of wine.
Funny Workplace Ecard: Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?