You will never leave the house drunk again.

Ink Calendar: The ink will slowly color each day of the month as time passes. This is so unbelieveably cool!

This guy is my hero!! Banned from Wally World for have a sense of humor. No funning business here, people!!

Super cool!!

You had one job/ oblivious this handicap is what most if not what all people have! Head up your ass syndrome!

coolest dad ever :D

Here’s How People Really Dressed In The 1980s... Once upon a time, it was the 1980s. You may know this from firsthand experience, or you may have gathered it from items of clothing sold at American Apparel. If you fall into the former category, you’ll know that the latter category is comprised mostly of repurposed nostalgia — the clothing therein is meant to flatter the figures of young people in the new millennium, whereas actual 1908s garb was intended to flatter only people with no should...

Stare at the red dot on the girl's nose for 30 seconds. Then look at the ceiling (or any white surface) and blink really quickly a few times. You will be amazed. this is crazy

Life Hacks and other Cool Inventions: I think the key hole would be great for people with certain disabilities, not just drunk. I don't let drunk people into my home. Ever.

surprise I'm drunk tee

I want a dungeon!

Legit lol

Perfect! I knew I wasn't crazy! This is a serious issue

Awkward pregnancy photo hahahaha

HA!

Oooh. Myyy. I can't...stop...laughing!!!

want.

Totally did some of these Gummy Bear transplants as a kid/teen/adult. Really want to try the heart transplant. That would really impress my kids. #gummybears #foodfun #kids #play

These are terrible! lol

inventions

I'll figure this out one day. maybe when Im bored.